sometimes i wonder how my life would’ve turned out if i hadn’t signed up for tumblr
hellyeskingdomhearts: i either play the video game for 5 minutes and then pause while i do other things for several hours and then resume playing or i play the game continuously for several days there isnt an in between
whores: if we’re dating you’re allowed to touch my butt whenever you want
dorfs: Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
A mother was using her daughter's computer when...
beautifulkink: domwithpen: treatingherwell: a lot of bdsm porn sites in the history. Later that night, she showed it to her husband, and asked what they should do about it. After thinking for a moment, the husband looked to his wife, and said, “Well, we obviously can’t spank her.” LMMFAO Rofl
qodless: I really hate when parents don’t respect their kids personal space or boundaries and then get offended or upset when you get mad or they act like its nothing because they’re your parents. They are your children not your fucking property.
tupacabra: “hey what do you want me to do with these pieces of toast?”
americanonline: americanonline: look at how frickin content this snail is with his little stick i think we all need to calm down and look at this snail again
i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life
I am so over finals and school. Whatever I have by the end of the night I am turning in and that’s it.
shannananan: mercimonamie: i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once. oh my god you managed to one up john green.
jinn0uchi: dendropsyche: OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today so we come across this thing and we discover you can turn it inside out and ITS HELLO KITTY I’M HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE why the fuck
nevvzealand: i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around